It was 20
years ago, when my oldest daughter’s Odyssey of the
Mind team, plus a second Laurel team, earned an
opportunity to compete at the world finals in
Knoxville, Tennessee. The problem for parents of the
12 competitors was shipping both teams and coaches
to Knoxville and back without breaking the bank.
Community support was generous, but traveling the
1795 miles by commercial airline was outside our
budget. After much discussion, we loaded the teams,
all their siblings and parents into our 5th wheel
camper trailer plus one Dodge Caravan. The 28 hour
road trip looked possible until we hit our first
fuel stop in Buffalo, Wyoming. Emptying 25 bladders
and buying 50 fistfuls of gummy bears and Hershey
bars consumed 20 minutes more time than I had
budgeted. The second fuel stop in Casper, Wyoming
was no less a cluster than the first and I barked at
everyone to hustle. Several fuel stops later, I
snapped.
At every convenience store across the plains, Kathy,
one of the coaches, was forever lounging on the curb
while the kids dilly-dallied. Only after the kids
loaded up, would she use the restroom or buy a snack
before casually walking to the trailer. My polite
and considerate suggestions regarding efficiency
were being ignored leaving little hope of making
Knoxville on time, so at the first re-fueling in
Missouri I took action. The Dodge van was trailing
us by a few minutes and we planned to meet for a
picnic lunch in just another 10 miles. With Kathy,
husband David and daughter Grace loitering in the
check-out line at a 7-Eleven, I slammed the trailer
door, hopped in the pickup and zoomed for the
interstate leaving the three stragglers behind.
Twenty minutes later, an over-crowded Caravan
lurched to the curb at our rest area picnic table
and Kathy exploded from the van door. She was a
little hot. As she stomped towards me, my mind raced
for a plausible excuse. Claiming I mistakenly
thought everyone was already aboard would be a hard
sell thanks to my waving and honking as I left the
three confused and stranded in the 7-Eleven parking
lot. Sometimes the best defense is a good offense so
I barked, “There is no time to argue about who left
who; eat your sandwich, or we will never make
Knoxville.” In retrospect, my action seems extreme,
but for the remainder of the trip every kid kept one
eye on the trailer at all times. Everyone has a
snapping point, so my question is this: When will
voters say enough is enough and quit electing
Democrats and liberal Republicans? How can citizens
be so poorly informed they cannot follow the
connection between our nation’s sad state of affairs
and those they elect into the ruling class? Things
will not change in Washington D.C. or in your state
capitol until you demand they change.
If you want a scary view of our new America, look at
Jason Greenslate, an unemployed 29-year-old
California surfer. Holding down a steady job is just
not for him, but thanks to President Obama’s 2009
stimulus package coupled with his suspension of
President Clinton’s Welfare-to-Work plan, Jason does
not need a regular paycheck. Mr. Greenslate was
recently interviewed by Fox News as he used his $200
per month food stamps to purchase lobster and sushi,
a practice made possible due to the generosity of
politicians spending other people’s money. Jason
thought it was great; free money every month to buy
any food his heart desires and nearly 50 million
Americans do the same. By the way, what is your
monthly budget for lobster and sushi? If it is zero
because you are busy working to pay taxes, I must
ask why you support politicians who give your hard
earned money to Jason so he can eat lobster? Do you
purposely refuse to make the connection?
Someday, voters loyal to Democrats and liberal
Republicans will snap. Just like happened to me at a
7-Eleven in Missouri, they will say enough is enough
and abandon the wealth redistribution principles of
Marx. If there is to be lobster and sushi, tax
payers will buy their own and Jason can go pound
sand. But, until voters reach the snapping point,
things will continue as they are. By the way, the
acronym for food stamps is Supplemental Nutrition
Assistance Program, or SNAP. I do not think that is
a coincidence.
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