“Let’s
fertility test bulls Tuesday, because Chelsea is
home for spring break,” Steve explained as I studied
my appointment book. Spring break is different for
ranch kids. While the coeds at Georgetown University
Law School spend their $1000 contraception subsidy
frolicking on the beaches of Mexico, Sheridan
College students spend spring break testing bulls.
Not everyone is as lucky as Chelsea.
Thinking back to my college days, my only spring
break not spent back home calving was when I stomped
wool at the Tyler ranch on the Little Horn. This was
my first sheep shearing experience, so I stood on
top of the eight-foot stand which held the massive
burlap sacks and curiously studied my new
surroundings. Across the way, six empty burlap bags
hung like a curtain five feet from the inside wall
of the sheep barn. The owner explained ewes would be
crowded into a pen before being trapped behind this
burlap curtain. The two sheep-shearers would reach
through the curtain, muscle out a ewe, and shear
them. The ewes poured in and amazingly the curtain
served as an impermeable barrier and not a single
one tried to escape—something which would have
certainly happened if you tried restraining cows
with burlap. (Although, since then I have seen some
corrals not much stronger than a curtain.) For me,
it was an “aha moment;” something which had been
confusing and I doubted would actually work, was
suddenly perfectly clear. This brings me to my
point; an “aha moment” with respect to global
warming. At first you will find it hard to believe,
but once studied it will make the entire climate
change hoax, crystal clear. You better sit down for
this.
In 2011 Danish researches at the University of
Copenhagen advanced the hypothesis the recent
increase of human obesity was due to global warming.
(I told you to sit down.) When graphed over time,
the growing Body Mass Index of humans parallels the
carbon dioxide levels increased from the burning of
fossil fuels. These scientists theorize breathing
more CO2 makes the blood more acidic, thereby
increasing orexins; neuropeptide hormones which
stimulate appetite. When you are done rolling your
eyes, a critical look at their data reveals the “aha
moment”.
The entire man-caused global warming hoax is founded
on Mann’s Hockey Stick graph showing the parallel
between atmospheric CO2 and global temperatures. (Of
course, to get the desired effect, Mann first erased
the medieval warm period because honest temperatures
looked more like a double hump camel back than a
hockey stick.)
Scientists advocating man caused global warming
purposely confuse coincidence with causation hoping
gullible followers never learn just because two
things happen over a similar timeframe are not proof
one is causing the other…until today. To say global
warming causes obesity is so absurd it reveals their
ludicrous deception. So why would any
self-respecting scientist advance such an absurd
hypothesis? The answer is simple; it’s money. Any
and every research project which advances the
preferred theory, regardless how preposterous,
receives funding. Those offering a contradictory
view are never financed.
This “aha moment” clearly reveals the entire green
energy movement is based on deception. The spin offs
from this fraud; wind energy, Solyndra, Chevy Volts,
EPA regulations affecting carbon release, and carbon
cap and tax should all be stomped into a wool sack
and tossed aside.
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